Money Poem
Penny, penny, easy spent,
Copper brown and worth one cent.
Nickel, nickel, thick and fat,
You’re worth 5. I know that.
Dime, dime, little and thin,
I remember—you’re worth 10.
Quarter, quarter, big and bold,
Copper brown and worth one cent.
Nickel, nickel, thick and fat,
You’re worth 5. I know that.
Dime, dime, little and thin,
I remember—you’re worth 10.
Quarter, quarter, big and bold,
You’re worth 25, I am told.
Half a dollar, half a dollar,
Giant size.
50 cents to buy some fries.
Dollar, dollar, green and long,
With 100 cents you can’t go wrong.
Half a dollar, half a dollar,
Giant size.
50 cents to buy some fries.
Dollar, dollar, green and long,
With 100 cents you can’t go wrong.
Co-education K Side Effects
BOY.......:
tum se bichra tou ye ehsas huwa,
ye ishq na hum ko raas huwa,
mere dil ka satiyanaas huwa,
humara daakh-la(addmission) tou aik sath huwa,
per gazab k tere sath huwa,
tu husn ki devi fail hui, mai dard ka mara pass huwa.
GIRL.......:
mai clas mei tum ko dekhti thi, din raat mei tera sochti thi,
kitab ko jab mei uthati thi, teri yadon mei kho jati thi,
par tuj ko na ehsas huwa,
ye gazab tou mere sath huwa,
mai pyar ki pyasi fail hui,
tu jhoota aashiq pass huwa.
humara daakh-la(addmission) tou aik sath huwa,
per gazab k tere sath huwa,
tu husn ki devi fail hui, mai dard ka mara pass huwa.
GIRL.......:
mai clas mei tum ko dekhti thi, din raat mei tera sochti thi,
kitab ko jab mei uthati thi, teri yadon mei kho jati thi,
par tuj ko na ehsas huwa,
ye gazab tou mere sath huwa,
mai pyar ki pyasi fail hui,
tu jhoota aashiq pass huwa.
Pc Apnay Pyaar Ka
Pc Apnay Pyaar Ka
kabh Se Boot Kiye Bhaitha Hoon,
Pc Apnay Pyaar Ka. Kaisay Type Karoon Mein Lakin,
Password Izhar Ka.
Dil Ki Charoun Drives Mein Mainay,
Janna Tujh Ko Search Kia.
kabh Se Boot Kiye Bhaitha Hoon,
Pc Apnay Pyaar Ka. Kaisay Type Karoon Mein Lakin,
Password Izhar Ka.
Dil Ki Charoun Drives Mein Mainay,
Janna Tujh Ko Search Kia.
Yahoo,yahoo,google,g oogle,
Kitna Paisa Kharch Kia.
Tere Chahray Pe Ghussay Ka,
Screensaver Jub Aata Hai.
Meray Chehray Ka Display Tabh,
Geryscale Ho Jata Hai.
Jinke Links Abh Toot Chuke Hain (ex-boy Friends) Shortcuts Wo Wipe Karo,
Apnay Dil Ki Mail Box Mein,
Mera Address Type Karo.
Chahatoon Hai Teray Pyar Ki Site,
Raat-din Mein Hack Karoon. Pattar-dil- Daddy Ka Teray,
Software Bhi Crack Karoon.
Buddha Ager Jo Maan Gaya Toh, Hum Connect Ho Jaayenge.
Vsnl Ke Server Ki,
Phairay Phir Saat Lagaayenge.
Ginti K Bus Bachay Hain Baaqi,
Meray Jeewan Kay Yeh Pal.
Tu Jo Aa Ke Pyar Se Choo Lay,
Mil Gaye Ga Aur Ek Kal (oracle)
Kitna Paisa Kharch Kia.
Tere Chahray Pe Ghussay Ka,
Screensaver Jub Aata Hai.
Meray Chehray Ka Display Tabh,
Geryscale Ho Jata Hai.
Jinke Links Abh Toot Chuke Hain (ex-boy Friends) Shortcuts Wo Wipe Karo,
Apnay Dil Ki Mail Box Mein,
Mera Address Type Karo.
Chahatoon Hai Teray Pyar Ki Site,
Raat-din Mein Hack Karoon. Pattar-dil- Daddy Ka Teray,
Software Bhi Crack Karoon.
Buddha Ager Jo Maan Gaya Toh, Hum Connect Ho Jaayenge.
Vsnl Ke Server Ki,
Phairay Phir Saat Lagaayenge.
Ginti K Bus Bachay Hain Baaqi,
Meray Jeewan Kay Yeh Pal.
Tu Jo Aa Ke Pyar Se Choo Lay,
Mil Gaye Ga Aur Ek Kal (oracle)
1 colored dress for 100s of days
School: 1 colored dress for 100s of days
College: 100 colored dresses for 1 day
School: 2 note books for 1 subject
College: 1 notebook for all subjects
School: white pipe in teacher's hand (chalk)
Coll: white pipe in student's hand (cigarette)
School: Most frequent letter-Leave letter
College: Most frequent letter - Love letter
School: if we go itz boring
college :if we dont go its boring
Regards,
Amit Seth.
College: 100 colored dresses for 1 day
School: 2 note books for 1 subject
College: 1 notebook for all subjects
School: white pipe in teacher's hand (chalk)
Coll: white pipe in student's hand (cigarette)
School: Most frequent letter-Leave letter
College: Most frequent letter - Love letter
School: if we go itz boring
college :if we dont go its boring
Regards,
Amit Seth.
Na Ye Chemistry Hoti , Na Mein Student HotaNa Ye Lab
Hoti Na Ye Accident Hota
Abhi Practical Mein Aayee Nazar Ek Larki
Sundar Thi Naak Uski Test Tube Jaisi
Baton Mein Uski Glucose Ki Mithas Thi
Sanson Mein Ester Ki Khushbu Bhi Sath Thi
Aankhon Se Jhalakta Tha Kuch Is Tarha Ka Pyaar
Bin Piye Hi Ho Jata Tha Alcohol Ka Khumar
Benzene Sa Hota Tha Uski Presence
Ka EhsasAndhere Mein Hota Tha Radium Ka Ehsas
Nazrein Mileen, Reaction Hua
Kuch Is Tarhaa Love Ka Production Hua
Lagne Lage Us Ke Ghar Ke Chakkar Aise
Nucleus Ke Chaaron Taraf Electron Hon Jaise
Us Din Hamare Test Ka Confirmation Hua
Jab Uske Daddy Se Hamara Introduction Hua
Sun Kar Hamari Baat Woh Aise Uuchal Paray
Ignesium Tube Mein Jaise Sodium Bharak Uthe
Woh Bole, Hosh Mein Aao, Pahchano Apni Auqat
Iron Mil Nahin Sakta Kabhi Gold Ke Sath
Ye Sun Kar Tuta Hamare Armanon Bhara Beaker
Aur Hum Chup Rahe Benzaldehyde Ka Karwa Ghoont Pi Kar
Ab Us Ki Yaadon Ke Siwa Hamara Kam Chalta Na Tha
Aur Lab Mein Hamare Dil Ke Siva Kuch Aur Jalta Na Tha
Zindagi Ho Gayee Unsaturated Hydrocarbon Ki Tarhan...
Aur Hum Phirte Hain Awara Hydrogen Ki Tarha
Bin Piye Hi Ho Jata Tha Alcohol Ka Khumar
Benzene Sa Hota Tha Uski Presence
Ka EhsasAndhere Mein Hota Tha Radium Ka Ehsas
Nazrein Mileen, Reaction Hua
Kuch Is Tarhaa Love Ka Production Hua
Lagne Lage Us Ke Ghar Ke Chakkar Aise
Nucleus Ke Chaaron Taraf Electron Hon Jaise
Us Din Hamare Test Ka Confirmation Hua
Jab Uske Daddy Se Hamara Introduction Hua
Sun Kar Hamari Baat Woh Aise Uuchal Paray
Ignesium Tube Mein Jaise Sodium Bharak Uthe
Woh Bole, Hosh Mein Aao, Pahchano Apni Auqat
Iron Mil Nahin Sakta Kabhi Gold Ke Sath
Ye Sun Kar Tuta Hamare Armanon Bhara Beaker
Aur Hum Chup Rahe Benzaldehyde Ka Karwa Ghoont Pi Kar
Ab Us Ki Yaadon Ke Siwa Hamara Kam Chalta Na Tha
Aur Lab Mein Hamare Dil Ke Siva Kuch Aur Jalta Na Tha
Zindagi Ho Gayee Unsaturated Hydrocarbon Ki Tarhan...
Aur Hum Phirte Hain Awara Hydrogen Ki Tarha
Pyar Ka Computer
Aab main dil ki hard disk pe aur kitni files daaloo
Apne chehare se ruswaai ka error to hatao
Ai jaaneman apne dil ka password to batao
Woh to hum hain jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhte hain
Warna aap jaise kitney hi softwares bazaar main bikte hain
Roz raat ko aap mere sapne main aate ho
Mere pyar ko mouse bana ke ungaliyon pe nachaate ho
Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko Lubhataa hai
Par beech main tere baap ka virus aataa hai
Aur karvaaoge humse kitnaa intezaar
Hamaare dil ki site pe kabhi enter to maro yaar
Apni insult ka badalaa dekhna main kaise loonga
Jaaneman tere baap ko Shift Delete kar doonga
Aap jaiso ke liye dil ko cut ker diya karte hai
Warna baaki cases main to copy paste kiya karte hai
Aapka hasnaa aap ka chalnaa aap ki woh style
Aapke adaaon ki hamne save hai kar li file
BF: Baby, I heard you failed in English, how is it
possible?
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GF: Nahi to jhoot hai Who TELLED you??
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GF: Nahi to jhoot hai Who TELLED you??
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BF: Bas Rehn De, Main Samajh Gaya!
BF: Bas Rehn De, Main Samajh Gaya!
Geelay Kaagaz Ki TarhaN Hai Zindagi Apni
Geelay Kaagaz Ki TarhaN Hai Zindagi Apni,
Koi Likhta bi Nahi Aur Koi Jalaata bi Nahi,
Is Qadar Akailay Ho Gaye Hain Aaj Kal,
Koi Satata bi Nahi Aur Koi Manaata bi Nahi ..… !!
Koi Likhta bi Nahi Aur Koi Jalaata bi Nahi,
Is Qadar Akailay Ho Gaye Hain Aaj Kal,
Koi Satata bi Nahi Aur Koi Manaata bi Nahi ..… !!
Software Engineering
At a recent computer software engineering course, the participants were given an awkward question to answer:
“If you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that your team of programmers had been responsible for the flight control software, how many of you would disembark immediately?”
Among the ensuing forest of raised hands only one man sat motionless. When asked what he would do, he replied that he would be quite content to stay aboard. He said, if our team is the software coder for the program then we all are safe as it is unlikely that it will even reach the runaway
Engineer was crossing a road
An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week.”
The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.
The frog then cried out, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I’ll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want.”
Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, “What is the matter? I’ve told you I’m a beautiful princess, that I’ll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won’t you kiss me?”
The engineer said, “Look; I’m an engineer. I don’t have time for a girlfriend, but a talking Frog.... that’s cool!!!”
Difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers
What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?
Mechanical Engineers build weapons. Civil Engineers build targets.
Good Night SMS C1
A special face,a special smile,a special someone,a special hug from me to u, a special person,I found in u,Sweet Dreams,Sleep well!GUD NITE
Angel East Angel West The North and the South look after you all nite long sweet dreams my heart GOOD NIGHT
The morning is just a few moments away.Goto sleep and when u wake up,remember me asa friend who is always therefor u and never let you down
Goodnight my dear I`m glad I have you near For the many things you`ve brought me There`s nothing I shall fear Goodnight my dear!!!
To hearts which near each other move From evening close to morning light,The night is good; because, my love,They never say good-night.
A Shining ANGEL Stands Beside Your Silky Bed,Calling Ur Nice Name So Softly,Throwing Flowers On U And Saying Good Night & Sweet Dreams.
Welcome2"GOOD-NITE"Restaurant.MENU Cool Pillow,Cool WaterBed,Hot Blanket DiscountOn Bill:Free Cool Dreams Thank u.Please Visit Agn GOOD NITE
Inspirational SMS C2
The difference between a successful person And others is not a lack of strength, Not a lack of knowledge Rather lack of will.
" Success isn`t key 2 happiness.. but happiness is d key 2 success.... so keep yourself happy 2 b happy & successful.."
We Will Open The Book. Its Pages Are Blank We Are Going To Put Words On Them Ourselves The Book Is Called "OPPORTUNITY".
Each Of Us Makes Our Own Weather Determines The Color Of The Skies In The Emotional Universe Which We Inhabit
Don`t Think About "What You Have Got..." Think About "How To Use It That You Have Got..."
Inspirational SMS C1
"Life neverseems to be the waywe want it butwe have to liveit the bestwaywecan!There isnoperfectlife,but we can fill it with PERFECT MOMENTS
HOPE & END r always there for everyone! Depends on us how we deal with them.. A HOPELESS END! or An ENDLESS HOPE!
The joy that u give to othersis d joy thatflows backinto ur life!A happy heart makes a cheerful face!May all ur days b as lovely as ur heart
Destiny Is No Matter Of Chance, It Is A Matter Of Choice, It Is Not A Thing To Be Waited For, It Is A Thing To Be Achieved.
When there is confusion between your heart and mind, Don`t listen to your mind because mind knows everything But your heart knows only U.